Coachella looks soooooo lame. Everyone just stands around looking amazing in desert hot temperatures, milling around celebrities and drinking cocktails, watching some of the best music acts in the world whilst wearing Ray Bans. Whatever.
In england you can break out your pasty thighs and maybe catch a couple of bands in 13 degree heat whilst drinking Strongbow. Yeah I would much rather do that than go to Coachella. I really wanna go to Coachella :(