I had an interesting adventure tonight. Hauled to Maidstone to body paint for a Lady GaGa event only to realise we'd been double booked with some other yahoos.
Feeling like tits with now defunct lightning bolt make up and empty pockets, we headed back for Rosé wine and those Tesco doritos with the fat mexican on the front.
It's ok cos my face was fierce the whole night. You can't be disappointed when you have electricity coming out of your eyeball.